Smelly! Tweet There is a ranch up near Telluride that they say belongs to Ralph Lauren. If true, I’m envious because it is a beautiful place. I just had this picture in my mind of the world’s most well-dressed cowboys, who always have to smell their best. But since this strip is only about animals, I decided it would be cows who smell nice.
Work Ethic Tweet I can’t use this excuse at work because I am on my 3rd boss in four years and fourth corporate overlords. And yes, I have been at the same job the whole time (I’ve not been job-hopping, the job keeps hopping on its own).
Commitment to SOMETHING Tweet In this instance, the little bird is me. (I decline to reveal how often he is me in other strips.)
Warning!!! Tweet I have long wondered about this. On the day I drew this, it was a Friday and I had been sitting at a light when the tornado sirens went off. No one seemed to think anything about it. If it had been a real emergency, I don’t know how long it would have taken us to realize that.
Ink Blotz Tweet This seemed appropriate for the times as the “impeachment proceedings” appear to me to just be a Rorshach test for the voting public (with no right answer).
F.M.L.A. is NOT a Los Angeles Radio Station Tweet I know people who take their sick leave for ridiculous reasons (to me). We only have one PTO “bank” so take it off for whatever reason you want.
Another Time to Worry Tweet I am a hospice chaplain and I am not afraid of death, but I met one who was. Not sure how he did the job.
Pet Names Tweet I’m really glad my wife and I never use pet names. For some reason, those always bug me,
My Homey, Your Homey Tweet Both homeopathy and “real” medicine involve a lot of placebo effect. I’m not saying they’re equal, but that often neither will work if the person doesn’t believe they will.