
I wish I had a pair of sunglasses so dark I couldn’t tell day from night. Be great for west Texas.

I wish I had a pair of sunglasses so dark I couldn’t tell day from night. Be great for west Texas.

I have known a woman who liked rutabagas. She’s dead now, but I don’t think it was the rutabagas that killed her.

I actually saw this happen once. It was in about a D-league softball game and a runner scored from first but the batter got thrown out at first.