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This joke actually works better when said aloud, but I still think it’s funny. (And true, this is how you put out a Greece–oops–grease fire.)
This is a reference to a chain of convenience stores in the Texas panhandle. If you don’t get it … don’t worry about it.
This is an actual medical term. As it was mentioned one day, this imagery came into my mind.
Sounds like a winner to me!
Of course, the big question is: why does Tuttle HAVE socks?
The joke in the first panel was popular when I was a kid. I wonder if enough kids know what yodeling is these days for it to still work.
Do turtles eat flies? I can’t remember.
I thought this was funny, but I’ve had to explain to way too many people what a “sum” is.
How many times have I made fun of that poem over the years? let me count the ways.
As someone who was prone to little seizures before getting on the right meds, I feel qualified to make this joke.
