Our church only has two TVs in the whole building, but it seems like we have ten times that many remotes. Same with my house (2 TVs, 5 remotes).
Remote Minister
Category: Puns
Laryngologist
Yes, I looked it up and it is actually spelled correctly in the first frame. When I have heard it pronounced, people say it as if that G is a C. They’re wrong.
Take Your Thyme
I can’t remember what kind of a bird that’s supposed to be. I looked it up at the time and studied the pics.
THAT’s Your Takeaway?!?!
My daughter-in-law, who works at the mental hospital, thought this was hilarious.
Tax Time!
Inspired by a friend of my son’s named Helen. We all had dreams of what her name could have become had she married a certain man.
As Much as I Hate the Term “Randos”
Some of my favorite old Cottage & CO cartoons were the single-panel, one-off gags. Think “Rubes” meets “Mister Boffo”.
Biblical Ballet
I actually thought of this joke years ago, when a child in Sunday School. Don’t know why it took me this long to draw it.
Wolf’s Bane
This sounds like a show I wouldn’t watch as I’m not into cop shows. Except “Blue Bloods”, which is the best thing on.
Noel Chicken
My wife used to make a dish called “Noel Chicken”. It was fantastic. I think she stopped because she got tired of it. (I didn’t.)
Teaching Maths
Why do the Brits say “maths”? They probably wonder why we don’t.