This is not a riff on the “Americans invented pizza”. It’s that when I want pizza I go to a pizza place, not an Italian place.
Italian Job
Category: Monty Rabbit
The Den Mark of Excellence
For those who don’t know, “Copenhagen” is a brand of tobacco. No, I’ve never understood the attraction of snuff
Spanish-Speaking for Your Convenience
I was thinking of this while hearing a commercial for my bank.
Petty Cash Storage
At least now we know that Pete Possum is honest. But will he accept money from Tuttle, thinking it has been stored in Tuttle’s drawers?
Knock it Off!!
Not everyone got this because the phrase “knock it off” is apparently not as well known with the younger generation. How can that be?
Tax Time!
Inspired by a friend of my son’s named Helen. We all had dreams of what her name could have become had she married a certain man.
Lanyard Ho!
I had a door card like that for a while, but it was so rare that I needed to use it that I didn’t want to wear a lanyard all the time. Just carried the card in my wallet and felt like a fibbie flashing my wallet like that
New Car Features
My brother-in-law’s car has the feature Monty mentions. Drove me nuts!
Whose Cake is It?
My wife’s first initial is the same as my last initial. This has caused some good “accidents” over the years.
Space Invaded
Our kids never tried to sleep in our bed. The cats on the other hand …