Knocka-Knocka Tweet I was always terrible at skipping rope, but I was better than average at knock-knock jokes.
Cashless Banks Tweet I keep waiting for the day when my bank is actually surprised by a cash transaction.
Albuterol Is All Tweet In case you’re wondering, no, the action is not the joke … not really, anyway.
Do They Still Call Them Panhandlers? Tweet In case you’re wondering, what Monty is saying there in the third panel has nothing to do with the conversation. It is strictly about Pete’s archery skills.
The Beaver’s Tale Tweet I started drawing Beaver with his tail up just to indicate that he is a beaver. But then, I realized real beavers didn’t do that. Mostly I don’t care (because they don’t wear caps, operate restaurants or get in fist-fights with possums, either) but then I started wondering WHY would this particular beaver carry his up like that? Now you know.
A Hanky, Please Tweet There have been a couple times when I couldn’t find a tissue that I thought about using my cleaning cloth. Thankfully, I found something else.
Gettin’ Shots Tweet I thought of this one day at work when it seemed like the word “shots” was coming up about three times a minute.
Yodeling for Yokels Tweet The joke in the first panel was popular when I was a kid. I wonder if enough kids know what yodeling is these days for it to still work.