The first panel is based on an actual news story from around here. I was this giant turtle that looked like something Peter Jackson would have come up with.
One Ugly Turtle
Category: Doctoring
He’s Too Tense!
People who can’t tell jokes, or get them, crack me up. For some reason, though, they don’t appreciate being laughed at.
17 Year Cicadas
But then, after you show them, they’ll be just as loud as ever. We have some around here that will make your ears bleed!
Zinfandel?
There really is a street in town with this name. I don’t think any of the other streets are named for drinking, though.
Strikeout!
I know surgeries have a lot of monitors on. Surely they occasionally turn one of them to the game.
Donkey vs. Elephant
Yes, for anyone paying attention (no one is), Peanut and Jack once assumed their expected political roles. I guess they went green since then.
Amusing Park
This cartoon was funnier when I drew it. Now even I am only so-so.
Swearin’ Off Womyn!
This was me in high school. “I’m done with women!” 5 seconds later, “Unless I can get HER to go out with me!” Spoiler alert: she said no.
Colonoscopy
What possesses someone to go into that profession? I guess I am glad that some people do.
Visualize World Peace
When someone tells me to “visualize world peace” this is all I can think of. I don’t like whirled peas