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Speak Up!

I wish I could do many and varied fonts like Walt Kelly. I’ve tried, this is as close as I can get.

I was kinda surprised I didn’t get a letter from someone pointing out that squids aren’t octopi. Like I didn’t know that.

The zipper part of the joke has been made by every woman I know who has had one or more Caesarians. Zip-Lock is my idea.

Counselors that I have shown this one to liked it. A lot.

Back when I worked in hospice, the first time I heard the term “swing bed” I couldn’t imagine what that meant.

I have known a woman who liked rutabagas. She’s dead now, but I don’t think it was the rutabagas that killed her.

Yes, this is an “ability” of Tut’s that has been mentioned before. I wish I could do that with my eyes.

Apparently, the turtles who can smell, their olfactory senses are on their chin. Or, some of them are that way. Who knows?

Inspired by my real-life clock. I wasn’t scared, but it took a moment for my recently-awakened brain to figure out what it meant.

Every time I think all the band names have been taken, I hear of a new band with a wonderful, memorable, stupid name.