Psychic Tweet If a psychic were for real, why wouldn’t they call me and tell me what I needed to know before I even asked?
Playing with my Glock Tweet I was almost surprised I didn’t get any complaints about this one, but then, this is Texas.
Fitness Model Tweet Have you ever looked at one of those “before and after” pictures and wondered how the diet or fitness regime also changed the person’s hair, eyebrow shape, and teeth?
Smokers Tweet As a little kid, this is actually what I pictured when someone mentioned the term “chain smoking”. I wondered how they got them lit
Thanks Giving Tweet This is just the kind of conversation I’m pretty sure actually goes on … somewhere.
What-Minded? Tweet I think Pete’s showing remarkable powers of association to get that definition from the word.
A Cute WHAT?!?! Tweet After drawing it, I decided not to submit this one to the newspapers. I think you can see why.
Compliance Tweet This one came to me while watching a video on “ethics”. The video was replete with examples, none of which have ever come close to happening in my job.