Huh? What? Tweet Quiche Lorraine explains the joke in the third panel and some people still don’t get it.
Betrayal!! Tweet Why are they so selfish about the hedge? And honestly, other than a few hedgetoads, who want it anyway?
Name of a Woman Tweet The punchline was almost that her name was “Eastern Star” but then I thought this was funnier.
Builders’ Blues Tweet The first two were easy, but it took me a while to come up with a third tool (and its problem). It just didn’t seem complete with only two tools.
Blood Worker Tweet I don’t want to read this book. Probably printed with green ink that would get all over your hands.
Blue Cream Blues Tweet I think this would be a great show. No, not really. Unless they can bring back the original angles–I mean, angels.
Penguin Parenting Skills Tweet This one apparently didn’t work well in black and white (ha!) because the reader’s eye was not drawn to the egg at Penn’s feet as well as in color like this. Now you see it, right?
Unpopular Truths Tweet Based on actual events. Really. But, who hasn’t experienced this? Why do we always figure we know better than others how much should be said?
Big Fat Snails Tweet Have you seen those giant snails on the news? Some kind of invasive species (of course).