It’s funny because normally the bird just says nonsense.
How Do Birds Pick Their Noses?
Category: Doctoring
Know What It Means
I am thankful for proctologists. I cannot imagine going into that field but am thankful for people who do.
We Gotcha Covered!
I have never figured out if the sign is a marquee or if someone repaints it all the time. Enquiring minds want to know.
A New Pandemic!?!?
I’m glad we’re past most of the lunacy, but I know some sad people who are still afraid to go outside. Even if it’s because you’re afraid of death, how is being confined to your house much better?
If the Name Fits
It’s weird how many people didn’t get this strip. And I was expecting some pushback on the concept of husband-abuse but got none.
The Mark of Crazy
I enjoy both “Wars” and “Trek”, but the original 6 Wars movies are the best and the original series of Trek is the only one I can get into now.
Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Mental Illness
The first two seasons of “The Mandalorian” weren’t bad, but they weren’t as good as the first six movies. They were better than the sequel movies, though, except for “Rogue One”, which was almost perfect.
Watch Your Tongue
Watch your tongue, men, before she watches it for you!
Animal Fears
I enjoy watching those TV shows, but I wouldn’t want to actually have to handle the animals. Animals excrete enough disgusting things when they’re healthy.
Fireman’s Slide
DO giraffes have tonsils? I could Bing it, but I hate to go to all that trouble.