This is as close as I’m getting to commenting on politics this season. I voted. I encouraged others to vote. ‘Nuff said.
Alien Attack (Don’t Worry)
Category: Phydeaux
Yew Tree
This cartoon may only work unless you say it aloud. And then maybe only.
Change of Seasons
There’s a store in the mall that sells these hyper-detailed, miniature football helmets. I want one with a baseball team logo on the side.
Do We Have Monkeys?
I was doodling one day and I drew a monkey. My wife saw it and said, “That’s cute. How come you don’t have monkeys in the comic strip?”
Yeti for Life
This is me.
Just Chuck it All
“Sometimes I wish I would have a really tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I’d quit my job and just go be a bum somewhere because I was thinking of doing that anyway.” –Jack Handey
Gas Leak Advantage
My car doesn’t leak gas, but my driveway sure has weeds. I wish the rest of my yard grew like the weeds in those cracks!
No Hope for TV
Seriously, the best they can hope to strive for is third best. (Because The Dick Van Dyke Show is clearly the second-best show all-time.)
Stromboli Lately
Yes, Stromboli sounds more like a basketball player’s name, but what’re you gonna do?
Open Faced Closed Mouth
I thought this as a child when someone mentioned an “open-face sandwich”