Foodie Combos Tweet I was thinking of foods I liked separately that I didn’t think would go well together. This was one of them.
Convenience Store Blues Tweet Ah, the old jokes are sometimes the best. And any time you can make a punchline that involves gas, you know you have the junior high vote.
What a Hairy Party Tweet I was reading about the Whig Party and how they were formed partly from refugees from the Anti-Masonic Party. That seems like an oddly specific party, especially now that I’m so used to political parties being so general they stand for little to nothing.
Not Good for Who? Tweet I just think this is how dogs would react to such news if they could. It’s how I feel like reacting to news I don’t like, anyway.
Morning Refresher Tweet Based on an almost-true story. I realized I had grabbed the wrong can just before spraying.
Edible Nacho Bowls Tweet In my experience, the ones that are SUPPOSED to be edible usually aren’t. Looks good, though. Now, serving ice cream in the carved out bowl of a cantaloupe? THATS’s the way to go!
Just Move Along Tweet When do the other six get a month? Okay, 4. I’m pretty sure we celebrate sloth and gluttony all year ’round.
Vintage Food II Tweet Ever dig through your freezer and find something you can’t remember serving? Worse, you forgot to label it and it could be steak, shrimp or pancakes for all you can tell.
Five Tool Players Tweet In some seasons, the team has actually been good. Schulz is right, though: losing is funnier.
My Best Idea Yet!! Tweet I do think the main trouble that fraternal organizations are battling now is that no one wants to take the time. Here’s the solution!