Ask Your Doctor About … Tweet Our hospice doctor really liked this one. I guess people do really come in and ask about drugs seen on television.
Price Hike Tweet I’m still not sure what caused the price hike in wood. Did trees get the bat-soup flu, too?
Sounds Like a Good Place Tweet This is a reference to a chain of convenience stores in the Texas panhandle. If you don’t get it … don’t worry about it.
Worth Fighting For Tweet Whenever I see actual people fighting, it’s almost impossible to tell what they’re fighting about. I just assume, then, that’s it’s something stupid like this.
Best Book of the Year!! Tweet If you want to read the book they’re talking about (or a sample thereof) just click on The Turtle – a parody and you can even order a copy!
Gettin’ Shots Tweet I thought of this one day at work when it seemed like the word “shots” was coming up about three times a minute.
Pollster Tweet This one probably should have been done during the heat of an election. But then, when are we NOT in the heat of an election anymore?