One of my father’s oft-told jokes. He had few jokes, and he told them often.
Homonyms
Category: Pete
The Art of Listening
We have a city park that stocks a LOT of fish periodically. You can tell which days because you drive by and the banks are wall to wall with people enjoying “the serenity of fishing”
Chicago Style
I know that many people live long in Chicago without experiencing violence. Sounds like those people are becoming fewer and fewer, doesn’t it?
Pass With Care
I have thought this for years when seeing those signs. Not sure why it took me this long to turn it into a cartoon.
Tuba City
One of those jokes that came up around the house a lot before I got around to drawing it. Why would he think a drink is an acceptable substitute?
Spin-brush!
I was trying to do what Phydeaux is doing in the second panel when I had the idea for the third panel. (I couldn’t get the second panel’s result.)
Smell is in the Nose of the Besmelder
I remember when my sons were in junior high and they had a friend who apparently thought Axe would mask anything. It didn’t.
Why I Hate Buying Tires
Bought two tires, advertised at $119 apiece. Drove out of there with a bill of over $400.
A Refreshing Treat
I really enjoy smoothies and have found some pretty good combos to make at home. It’s always fun when a piece of strawberry or something is too big to suck through the straw. Hence this ‘toon.
Per Pound
To me, the real punchline is that Pete knows both the weight of a dollar bill and the number of grams in a pound off the top of his head.