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Sloth Digest

The sloth is kind of like Pig-Pen in that he’s great, but there’s only so much you can do with him.

And I say, “Oh, why not?” Shakespeare was the king of making up new words and he’s considered a genisu.

Why are they called “pro”-nouns? And are there anti-nouns?

Our church only has two TVs in the whole building, but it seems like we have ten times that many remotes. Same with my house (2 TVs, 5 remotes).

Thought of this on the way to church one morning. Then, it was real hard to sing “I’ll Fly Away” correctly.

This cartoon caused even more confusion than the last one. Why?

I thought it was a funny joke, but I’m already tired of trying to explain it.

This one may have been stretching the joke one cartoon too far.

The funny thing is, Penn has a long history of listening to bad ideas. Why should this surprise Tuttle so?

Every time I see one of those signs, I can’t help but think the world would be a better place if we could stop the drivers from being so cross.