Cowboy(s) Beer! Tweet Growing up in Texas I realize now I was spoiled because Staubach is probably one of the classiest and best NFL’ers ever. Everyone else since has been a let down.
Nunnery or Cannery? Tweet I’m not sure people are getting this one. See, the cat thinks a cannery would be a fun place to go and … oh, never mind.
Wise Guy, Huh? Tweet I have always loved a good quote, and many of them I have actually found by reading the context, though I admit that both of these were found in Bartlett’s.
Adobe? Adobo? Tweet I, for one, love adobo sauce and can just about eat it straight! It’s best mixed in with a little sour cream, though (IMHO).
Eating Each Other Tweet I saw the video. Nature can be gruesome sometimes. The funny thing about it to me was the people whose world view seemed to be shattered because a turtle they had thought was vegan turned out not to be.
Greece is the Word! Tweet This joke actually works better when said aloud, but I still think it’s funny. (And true, this is how you put out a Greece–oops–grease fire.)
Western Vibes Tweet I knew a guy who actually talked like Elmer Fudd. He said it was a speech impediment. It was hard not to smile as he said serious things.
No Sugar Added Tweet I think the point of most “no sugar added” ice creams is just to give us a better appreciation for sugar.
A Diet to Die For Tweet I have been trying to cut down on my snacking, One of the theories is that you eat “nutritionally dense” snacks and then you won’t want more. Doesn’t work.