Picadillo Archives - Page 9 of 19 - "Tuttle's" by Sam

MOTTA

I wish our mayor would run on this slogan. As far as I can tell, our motto is, “When in doubt, put up a traffic cone.”

Slap Happy

I still think they should have given Will Smith a Lifetime Achievement award as he single-handedly (ha!) got more press for the Oscars than they’ve had in years.

Punishment or Reward?

Can you imagine how much better off WE would be without fast food or social media?

Scheming

I don’t know if enough people remember Fonzi for this joke to work.

How Real Are The Housewives?

I have actually never seen any of those “Real Housewives” shows. Not even a minute. I still feel qualified to make fun of them.

Natural Pecan Pie

I love pecans, but there are few worse tastes in the world than when you accidentally chomp down on a piece of shell! (Rather hard on the teeth, too.)

Queasy Dilla Strikes Again!

I was thinking of the O.K. Corral, for some reason, then started thinking about quesadillas. The next step was a natural.

You Need This Book!

The funniest book you will have read this year is just a click away! Read more about it here!

In the tradition of other hilarious parodies of great works like National Lampoon’s Bored of the Rings and D.R. Lloyd’s The Sillymarillion and Joseph Smith’s Book of Mormon!!

Run in Fright

I was thinking of people I know who have gone solar and how none of them are happy with the way things have worked out compared to what they were promised.

Real Live Zombies

Inspired by an actual trip to the park where I really did feel like the only one who wasn’t talking on a phone.