I am not a golfer, but I am allergic to poison oak. My wife can pick it and have no problem, I just have to get near it and I’m miserable.
Category: Tuttle
The Sound of the WHAT?!?
I wonder why they were called “turtle” doves? Maybe they really liked ice cream with chocolate sauce and pecans.
Kaley’s Triumph
There were some of her hairstyles that might have come close to this title on BBT.
Hel Me, Help You
“Scratch it, Carl, scratch it!” How did he expect Rhonda to help, anyway?
Respect the Classics
I love this old song, but why did she “whamma-lamma-bamma-lamma”? I was never clear on that. Speach impediment?
Off the Bone Plate?
Some restaurant we were eating at offered “fall off the bone ribs” and I just naturally had this idea.
Survival Skills
I’m disgusted with what all I find in my keyboard. But does that stop me from eating there? (No)
Tuba City
One of those jokes that came up around the house a lot before I got around to drawing it. Why would he think a drink is an acceptable substitute?
Cat Life
We spend way too much time asking the cat, “Do you want in or not?”
My Baby Takes the What?
This one came to me one morning while I was taking my pill. Now it happens every morning. I’m kind of tired of it.