Askance Lookin’ Tweet Actually, there are people who object if you put ketchup on mashed taters. I have no idea why. Probably says something about the lack of parenting they received as a child.
Playing with my Glock Tweet I was almost surprised I didn’t get any complaints about this one, but then, this is Texas.
“I Know, Right?” Tweet I am not hearing that phrase quite as much as back in 2015 (when this was drawn), but I still hear it occasionally and it still sounds just as stupid.
Befowled Tweet No one uses “befouled” or “fowling piece” anymore. I would like to bring them back, but they are kind of hard to work into sentences.
Fitness Model Tweet Have you ever looked at one of those “before and after” pictures and wondered how the diet or fitness regime also changed the person’s hair, eyebrow shape, and teeth?
Fixin’ Star Wars Tweet This has been my idea ever since The Last Jedi came out. For those of you who don’t get the joke … ask your parents (especially your dad) who Victoria Principal is.
Smokers Tweet As a little kid, this is actually what I pictured when someone mentioned the term “chain smoking”. I wondered how they got them lit
Thanks Giving Tweet This is just the kind of conversation I’m pretty sure actually goes on … somewhere.
A Cute WHAT?!?! Tweet After drawing it, I decided not to submit this one to the newspapers. I think you can see why.