
Long-time readers will remember that Pan used to be the cook at the diner. Also, I was very pleased with her expression in the last panel.

Long-time readers will remember that Pan used to be the cook at the diner. Also, I was very pleased with her expression in the last panel.

I have only ever skied on rentals, because I don’t get to go that often. I know people that swear by the skis they own and would view rentals as an unnecessary risk.

Yes, I know it’s a product that harkens back to SNL, when the show was good.

Inspired by a friend of my son’s named Helen. We all had dreams of what her name could have become had she married a certain man.

This doesn’t sound like a bad idea to me, but then I don’t listen to Britney or country.

I thought of this the first time I heard the song all those years ago.

Ever have cream (or syrup) on your plate and an item you wouldn’t normally put anything sweet on accidentally gets some and, you won’t admit it, but you wish the sweet had gotten on more of the other item?

Yes, I’ve done a variation on this joke before. I liked the other one better.

It’s alarming how many people wrote to me who didn’t get this because they didn’t know that a vicarage was not part of the body.

I know candy corn is available all years round, but I only avail myself of it in the fall because, if I have it all year round, I would eat it all year round.