Gun Free Zone Tweet My doctor’s office is not a gun free zone. In fact, I think the doctor is packing.
Tattoo U. Tweet I’ve thought about getting one of these. I don’t hate tattoos, but I do find them unattractive. Other people obviously don’t, so more power to ’em.
Say that Again Tweet I know people who get really bent out of shape over how someone pronounces “pen” over”pin”. I think these are the same people who cry at political rallies.
Worship Team Blues and Pinks Tweet The women I know who are actually on worship teams thought this was funny.
Normative Systems Tweet Yes, this is a book that actually exists. I have no idea what it is about. I just went on Amazon and found the most intellectual title I could. For all I know, it’s about betting on dachshund races.
Exhausting! Tweet Looking at it now, Rita’s sandwich should be more eaten by the third panel, maybe even finished.