Bugleg Salad Tweet This was an actual statistic I saw on the news and no, it didn’t effect my chocolate consumption at all!
Gno Kidding Tweet Yes, the final punchline has been done before, so the 2nd panel is where the new material can be found.
When Pigs Fly Tweet I had already done a strip about how Leonard’s aviation lessons meant that pigs were flying. This is sort of a follow-up to that joke, ten years later.
Pathos Sham Tweet Someone without a chin is probably going to write in and complain about my insensitivity. to which I say, “Why is it called a ‘pillow sham’ and how soon until we get the real thing?!?'”
War Paint Tweet I was amazed when I saw this technology in action, but also a little disappointed because it was more impressive when I thought it was a paint job.