Actually, I was trying to remember the last time I heard chocolate-mint ice cream referred to as “grasshopper”, This joke may not work for anyone under 40.
I was taking a class and we had to write a paper on why plagiarism is wrong. I was the only student in the class to illustrate my paper with a comic strip.
I know people who get really bent out of shape over how someone pronounces “pen” over”pin”. I think these are the same people who cry at political rallies.