The first panel is based on an actual news story from around here. I was this giant turtle that looked like something Peter Jackson would have come up with.
One Ugly Turtle
Category: Tuttle
What Steps Carpenters Dew
Sometimes, the obvious jokes are the best jokes. And then, sometimes not.
Playing the Big Time
In a weird coincidence, this cartoon appeared in the papers the same week Mister Hodge passed away.
Concentrate, I Tell Ya, CONCENRATE!
I love licking the spoon after spooning the concentrate into the pitcher for mixing. Don’t know that I would want to drink the whole thing … but I think about it.
17 Year Cicadas
But then, after you show them, they’ll be just as loud as ever. We have some around here that will make your ears bleed!
Say Hello, Harvey
The strange thing (to me) is how many people don’t understand the reference.
Texas BBQ in Style!
I have had people contact me and say this sounds good to them. I love BBQ, but not to drink!!
The Argument of the Day
Jim Rockford should have been a superhero, with Angel Martin as his sidekick.
New Printer Blues
This is me. I got a nice new printer recently and while I’ve used it extensively for scanning these cartoons, I haven’t needed to print much.
Goes Without Saying
Most things that people “always say” are a lot like this. The difference between the two is comical.