
I thought of this the first time I heard the song all those years ago.

I thought of this the first time I heard the song all those years ago.

Instead of cucumbers maybe it should have been “succotash” just because that’s a funnier word.

I was a little surprised I didn’t get any complaints about this one.

“Scratch it, Carl, scratch it!” How did he expect Rhonda to help, anyway?

I love this old song, but why did she “whamma-lamma-bamma-lamma”? I was never clear on that. Speach impediment?

This one came to me one morning while I was taking my pill. Now it happens every morning. I’m kind of tired of it.

I think this one would be pretty good. Too bad Don Meredith isn’t around to play the lead.

“I hear tell you’re doing well, good things have come to you. I wish I had your good-luck charm, and you had to … “

Thanks to the Korn Kobblers and my dad for teaching me this song. I just didn’t know until today that it had verses.

Yes, I know they are both spelled the same way, but everyone around here pronounces the dog as if it didn’t have an “R” at the end. Of course we’re right.