Empirical Umpirical Tweet Maybe he can replace Joe West or Angel Hernandez, two guys who are only employed because of the power of their union.
Extermination! Tweet I can’t remember what the bug is doing in the second panel. Maybe opening the case he keeps his gun in?
Let’s Go Astros! Tweet I am disappointed in the players, but I also remember the night they won the World Series and what that felt like after 52 years of waiting.
Sports Medicine! Tweet I have a niece who is a doctor of sports medicine … or something like that. I think she really enjoys it.
Success at Limited Success Tweet I find that the most accurate weather forecasts involve looking out my own window.
Reptiles vs. Everyone Else Tweet For several years in this strip there was an annual competition between the reptiles and everyone else. It started with football, then I know they played tug-o-war, and I can’t remember what all else. Wonder why I got away from it?
Strikeout King Tweet One of my heroes, Nolan Ryan, had a game like this as a high school pitcher … except he struck out 21 in seven innings and only hit 4.
Anticipation (sing it) Tweet Some people can tell instantly whether a fly off the bat is coming their way. I have never been one of those people.