
My cat’s hind legs look like he’s wearing pantaloons. I think I thought of this while watching him walk.

My cat’s hind legs look like he’s wearing pantaloons. I think I thought of this while watching him walk.

I think Pete should be right on this. Let’s call the OED people and see if we can get this included next year.

This was my thought from the first time I heard the phrase, so I think I’ve used this joke back in “Cottage & CO”.

Mistletoe should look like the toes of a missile, if you ask me. English is a fun language.

I remember when we used to pay $2 to go to an in-school concert from some tolerable garage band. It was so much that we liked the music as that we were willing to pay $2 to skip class.

I love the English language. It’s a beautiful thing. And Walt Kelly was the greatest poet of all!

Everyone else’s congressman is terrible. Why don’t they vote them out of office?

Back when I worked in hospice, the first time I heard the term “swing bed” I couldn’t imagine what that meant.

Apparently, “mongeese” is acceptable in some quarters. (Just kidding, it’s not. Whew! I’d hate to have to redraw the strip!)

What else could it possibly mean? I ask you!