The Beaver’s Tale Tweet I started drawing Beaver with his tail up just to indicate that he is a beaver. But then, I realized real beavers didn’t do that. Mostly I don’t care (because they don’t wear caps, operate restaurants or get in fist-fights with possums, either) but then I started wondering WHY would this particular beaver carry his up like that? Now you know.
Sounds Like a Good Place Tweet This is a reference to a chain of convenience stores in the Texas panhandle. If you don’t get it … don’t worry about it.
Worth Fighting For Tweet Whenever I see actual people fighting, it’s almost impossible to tell what they’re fighting about. I just assume, then, that’s it’s something stupid like this.
Where the Beer and the Cantaloupe Play Tweet Inspired by a fast-food chain that recently started advertising “beer-battered fish”.
Give of Yourself Tweet This one has gone over very well. I was a little worried that some might take offense, but if they did, it wasn’t enough to make them write in.