Befowled Tweet No one uses “befouled” or “fowling piece” anymore. I would like to bring them back, but they are kind of hard to work into sentences.
Fitness Model Tweet Have you ever looked at one of those “before and after” pictures and wondered how the diet or fitness regime also changed the person’s hair, eyebrow shape, and teeth?
Fixin’ Star Wars Tweet This has been my idea ever since The Last Jedi came out. For those of you who don’t get the joke … ask your parents (especially your dad) who Victoria Principal is.
Red Skins Tweet I’m surprised the SJWs haven’t gotten the potato people to change this name. You know, the kind of numbskulls who think the word “niggardly” is racist.
Smokers Tweet As a little kid, this is actually what I pictured when someone mentioned the term “chain smoking”. I wondered how they got them lit
Thanks Giving Tweet This is just the kind of conversation I’m pretty sure actually goes on … somewhere.
What-Minded? Tweet I think Pete’s showing remarkable powers of association to get that definition from the word.
A Cute WHAT?!?! Tweet After drawing it, I decided not to submit this one to the newspapers. I think you can see why.
Sexism!! Tweet The statistics given in the first two panels are accurate. If “Gunsmoke” were remade today, someone would make sure that Matt killed an equal number of men and women.