I was afraid this might offend some people, but it went over best with the people with daughters. I guess people have a sense of humor after all.
Author: samwhi371
Evening News is Olds
I know so many people who are perpetually upset because they keep their TV and computer on the news all day. If you want to see them really upset, tell them to turn off the news!
Worth Fighting For
I am a big fan of the original iterations of both Wars and Trek. The recent iterations of Trek have left me cold and the recent series of Wars are kinda “meh”.
First Two Are Out Now – 3rd book coming May 9, 2023 (preorder now)
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Very Punny, Mister!
I’m pretty sure there are forms of humor that are lower than puns. And most above and below aren’t as funny. So why do we groan at puns?
Sleep Like the Star
Many dogs have back problems as they get older. Maybe this is why Snoopy never had such issues.
Politics of Life
Seriously, when I read this recently, it was like reading about someone from another time. Kissinger was a mythical character from my childhood.
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Pink Because of Shrimp
The information in the first panel is correct. Don’t know if panel three is possible.
Lone Star Waffling
I love the waffle makers at hotels here in Texas that make Texas-shaped waffles. I went to buy one for myself, but they’re expensive. I’ll stick with my waffle maker that makes them all in the shape of Colorado.