An End to Stress Tweet Seriously, I ditched Facebook and Twitter years ago and have never regretted either decision. Don’t think I’ve missed out on anything, either.
No Shame There Tweet I like that he is somehow able to draw his head down below his shoulder level. Do turtles have shoulders?
Going Dutch Tweet Do people still use the phrase “going dutch”? If so, the Dutch don’t seem to be the kind of people to get offended to such things. And where did it come from. Are the Dutch really known for not sharing tickets?
MOTTA Tweet I wish our mayor would run on this slogan. As far as I can tell, our motto is, “When in doubt, put up a traffic cone.”
More Aunt Infestations Tweet In a case of life imitating art, we have had a terrible ant infestation at our house lately. So we called the exterminators. Like last time, the ants got worse for a couple days before going away. Makes me wish it was an aunt infestation.
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Slap Happy Tweet I still think they should have given Will Smith a Lifetime Achievement award as he single-handedly (ha!) got more press for the Oscars than they’ve had in years.
Lend a Helping Wing Tweet This is my attitude. I’m happy to help, so long as I don’t have to be invested. Just kidding!