Inspired by my son’s time of working at the post office.
Tag: #doctoring
Healthful Habits
I know candy corn is available all years round, but I only avail myself of it in the fall because, if I have it all year round, I would eat it all year round.
Burt’s Back!
For years, Burt Cottage (pictured above) was the star of my comic strip Cottage & CO. But then I realized people liked the animals better. Still, I miss Burt and occasionally bring him back.
My Baby Takes the What?
This one came to me one morning while I was taking my pill. Now it happens every morning. I’m kind of tired of it.
Know What It Means
I am thankful for proctologists. I cannot imagine going into that field but am thankful for people who do.
Animal Fears
I enjoy watching those TV shows, but I wouldn’t want to actually have to handle the animals. Animals excrete enough disgusting things when they’re healthy.
Fireman’s Slide
DO giraffes have tonsils? I could Bing it, but I hate to go to all that trouble.
Check Your Type
I have known people like this. I used to be like this when it came to DP, but all of a sudden, it seemed like caffeine started effecting me. I miss it. Sob and sigh.
The Owl at Midnight
No, there is no meta-message to this cartoon. Just an owl and a turtle and a million dollars.
MRI!
I’ve had MRIs to find out why I was having headaches. I can tell you why I had a headache on the day of MRI.