#DoctorTuttle Archives - Page 60 of 61 - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Music Over Phone

I guess it’s a handy feature for work’s sake, but it bugs me that–when I’m in my car–the stereo system will pause the music so I can answer the calls. I’d much rather just miss the calls.

Pink

The thing I have noticed is that people who know who Arhur W. Pink was aren’t familiar with the lingerie brand … and vice versa.

Call of …

There’s a joke in here but maybe I’m the only person who cared about it: Tuttle is always writing these novels and screenplays with punnish, derivative titles that–as far as we know–fail like all of my novels. Phydeaux’s stupid scatological game caught on, though.

Chesterton, Buddy, ChesterTON!

I remembered this strip and it’s hard for me to believe that’s it’s already been 4 years since I did it. Seems like it was just months ago. But then, I also remember that I was so struck by that quote that I used it in my novel Ashes to Ashes (see it at http://garisonfitch.com/book/ashes-to-ashes-the-last-valley-book-1)

Collegiate Spirit

I’m all for licensed counselors and “doctored” psychiatrists and psychologists, but I also think we could all do some good with some friend-to-friend conversations that aren’t on-line or via text.

Who has The Disease Again?

he only person who’s thought of this … but I hope I’m the first to draw it.

Yes, Yes It Is

Even as a kid, I thought the original words of the song were incredibly stupid (even if catchy).

Skunked ‘Em!

Better than the name of our local minor league team.

Lackey AND Toadies

The dentist I went to all my growing up years, who was also our orthodontist, had himself and a lady who was a receptionist. Now, when I go to the dentist, there’s 3-4 people at the front desk, 6 or 7 cubicles with a dental hygienist in each, and then seems like a dozen other people running thither and anon. And then, the dentist himself makes a 30 second appearance just at the end. The MD’s office is the same way.

Playing with my Glock

I was almost surprised I didn’t get any complaints about this one, but then, this is Texas.