Inspired by what was written on the side of my last pack of printer paper. I’m surprised someone hasn’t sued them for false advertising.
Complaint Department
Tag: #PetePossum
Them’s Fighting Words!
I don’t use that word, but it’s one where I have wondered why it’s considered an insult. Most female dogs I know are quite nice
Homonyms
One of my father’s oft-told jokes. He had few jokes, and he told them often.
The Art of Listening
We have a city park that stocks a LOT of fish periodically. You can tell which days because you drive by and the banks are wall to wall with people enjoying “the serenity of fishing”
Chicago Style
I know that many people live long in Chicago without experiencing violence. Sounds like those people are becoming fewer and fewer, doesn’t it?
Pass With Care
I have thought this for years when seeing those signs. Not sure why it took me this long to turn it into a cartoon.
Tuba City
One of those jokes that came up around the house a lot before I got around to drawing it. Why would he think a drink is an acceptable substitute?
Spin-brush!
I was trying to do what Phydeaux is doing in the second panel when I had the idea for the third panel. (I couldn’t get the second panel’s result.)
Smell is in the Nose of the Besmelder
I remember when my sons were in junior high and they had a friend who apparently thought Axe would mask anything. It didn’t.
Why I Hate Buying Tires
Bought two tires, advertised at $119 apiece. Drove out of there with a bill of over $400.