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This joke actually works better when said aloud, but I still think it’s funny. (And true, this is how you put out a Greece–oops–grease fire.)
This is a reference to a chain of convenience stores in the Texas panhandle. If you don’t get it … don’t worry about it.
Do turtles eat flies? I can’t remember.
I thought this was funny, but I’ve had to explain to way too many people what a “sum” is.
As someone who was prone to little seizures before getting on the right meds, I feel qualified to make this joke.
Probably got a little sister named Nun The Less. Get it? “Little Sister”? Ha!
I know so many people who get bent out of shape about the meaning is “Revelation” and then I talk to them and learn they haven’t actually read the book.
I was one of the first people in our area to get the bat-soup flu, so these cartoons came easily to me while under quarantine.
I’ve tried to make this joke in conversation, but so far no go. Don’t know if the strip worked either as I haven’t heard from anyone on it.
This came about because I’ve been told more than once that I can’t start billing until I’ve “laid eyes” on the PT. (That’s pro talk for “patient”.)