The Candidate’s Name REVEALED! Tweet And I bet the characters in “Tuttle’s” won’t mail in their ballots!! Phone them in, maybe, but never mail.
Where Does Dirt Come From? Tweet Maybe they could round up all that plastic that’s supposedly in the ocean and build the mountain out of that!
A Mountainous Idea! Tweet I mean, it’s not like there’s anything else there, right? Well, except for all of the farmers who make their living there and put food on our table.
1984, 2020 Edition Tweet As a Texan, I am proud of the Alamo and generally embarrassed by San Antonio.
Creepy Joe? Tweet In my defense, at time in which this was drawn, it seemed like Creepy Joe–excuse me, Sleepy Joe–was hopelessly out of the race.
Old Enough to Disremember Tweet I have a good friend who actually thinks the government is a good solution for most problems whereas I, on the other hand, think government is the cause of most problems. Or, at the least, it exacerbates them.
Ink Blotz Tweet This seemed appropriate for the times as the “impeachment proceedings” appear to me to just be a Rorshach test for the voting public (with no right answer).
No Liars Aloud Tweet A friend of mine said this about one of the candidates in the last presidential election. I asked if he was still going to vote, since the other candidate was clearly a liar, too. He just laughed and changed the subject.
Anyone Recall Having a Recall? Tweet I’m all for recalling politicians, but it bugs me that the position gets refilled. Let’s just leave them all empty.