Where’s My Phone? Tweet We haven’t gone quite this far, but my wife and I have both looked for our phones all over the place only to find it in some obvious place. I’m sure we’re the only ones who do that.
Vintage Food II Tweet Ever dig through your freezer and find something you can’t remember serving? Worse, you forgot to label it and it could be steak, shrimp or pancakes for all you can tell.
Vintage Food Tweet This came out of a conversation with a family member about restaurants and how they all have SO MANY menu options now. We were remembering restaurants from long ago that served, basically, one thing. Maybe a variant or two on that thing.
Calling Tom. Tom, are you there? Tweet Was watching the great “Quigley Down Under” when this idea came to mind. Now, how to get Tom Selleck on board with the project …
Five Tool Players Tweet In some seasons, the team has actually been good. Schulz is right, though: losing is funnier.
Drawing to an Inside Straight Line Tweet My wife always says she can’t draw a stick figure. She can actually draw what she means pretty well, she just doesn’t like it.
Feeling Down Tweet My first thought was a “feeling down” joke that might have been inappropriate. I like this one better. And since Flatfoot’s girlfriend is a chicken, that kind of ruined the first joke, anyway.
Fear of Masons Tweet I’m surprised I’ve gotten no feedback on this from any Masons. I know there are a few left in this world.
Notary Publican Tweet I was trying to think of who the most noted Republican was, and that was the only one I could think of. Maybe Governor Abbot.
The Snake that Swallowed the Porcupine Tweet Now that I see it as a headline, I think that would make for a really good children’s book title. Any ideas what it would be about?