#Tottle Archives - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Pantaloons

My cat’s hind legs look like he’s wearing pantaloons. I think I thought of this while watching him walk.

This was my thought from the first time I heard the phrase, so I think I’ve used this joke back in “Cottage & CO”.

Mistletoe should look like the toes of a missile, if you ask me. English is a fun language.

I love the English language. It’s a beautiful thing. And Walt Kelly was the greatest poet of all!

Everyone else’s congressman is terrible. Why don’t they vote them out of office?

Back when I worked in hospice, the first time I heard the term “swing bed” I couldn’t imagine what that meant.

What else could it possibly mean? I ask you!

For those who don’t know, that’s not Tuttle with the laptop. That’s his nephew Tottle.

One of the low points in human history. If only the guy defending the Bible had read it.

I have often thought about how imprecise such measurements are, which is why actual people didn’t use them that way. “Go figure” indeed!