Calling Tom. Tom, are you there? Tweet Was watching the great “Quigley Down Under” when this idea came to mind. Now, how to get Tom Selleck on board with the project …
Five Tool Players Tweet In some seasons, the team has actually been good. Schulz is right, though: losing is funnier.
Drawing to an Inside Straight Line Tweet My wife always says she can’t draw a stick figure. She can actually draw what she means pretty well, she just doesn’t like it.
Feeling Down Tweet My first thought was a “feeling down” joke that might have been inappropriate. I like this one better. And since Flatfoot’s girlfriend is a chicken, that kind of ruined the first joke, anyway.
Fear of Masons Tweet I’m surprised I’ve gotten no feedback on this from any Masons. I know there are a few left in this world.
Notary Publican Tweet I was trying to think of who the most noted Republican was, and that was the only one I could think of. Maybe Governor Abbot.
The Snake that Swallowed the Porcupine Tweet Now that I see it as a headline, I think that would make for a really good children’s book title. Any ideas what it would be about?
Pariah Tweet I’m sure this legend still exists in some quarters. I remember being told it as fact when I was a child and being afraid for my cousin who picked up a dead armadillo.
Freemason Know-It-All Tweet I like to hear people who are convinced the Masons are behind everything. I knew a guy named Paul Mason in high school and I just can’t see him doing that.