Wasted Time (playing in the background) Tweet Remember when it was just going to be “two weeks to flatten the curve”?
Alcoholic Whoops Tweet We have alcoholic wipes at work we’re supposed to use on our tablets. I’ve learned to not use them unless my car door is open or the window is rolled down, otherwise they about knock me out.
He’s Less What? Tweet This was inspired by a newsman I used to hear on the radio who would always end by saying “I’m Les Brown”. I always wanted to know: than what?
Who Would? Tweet I have actually been in a restaurant when food from another restaurant was delivered to the workers. I don’t blame them, as you’d probably get tired of the food your place serves, I just find it funny.
Reforming What Again? Tweet For those who are confused, the three people mentioned by Pic in the first panel are considered “reformers” of the church. If you think about it (I know you are) you have to wonder how Pete knew enough to make the leap he does,
HisPillow Tweet This was inspired by me handling a bag of grout and they are kindof malleable, but I don’t think they would be comfortable.