Cowboy(s) Beer! Tweet Growing up in Texas I realize now I was spoiled because Staubach is probably one of the classiest and best NFL’ers ever. Everyone else since has been a let down.
Nunnery or Cannery? Tweet I’m not sure people are getting this one. See, the cat thinks a cannery would be a fun place to go and … oh, never mind.
Wise Guy, Huh? Tweet I have always loved a good quote, and many of them I have actually found by reading the context, though I admit that both of these were found in Bartlett’s.
Adobe? Adobo? Tweet I, for one, love adobo sauce and can just about eat it straight! It’s best mixed in with a little sour cream, though (IMHO).
Eating Each Other Tweet I saw the video. Nature can be gruesome sometimes. The funny thing about it to me was the people whose world view seemed to be shattered because a turtle they had thought was vegan turned out not to be.
Greece is the Word! Tweet This joke actually works better when said aloud, but I still think it’s funny. (And true, this is how you put out a Greece–oops–grease fire.)
Western Vibes Tweet I knew a guy who actually talked like Elmer Fudd. He said it was a speech impediment. It was hard not to smile as he said serious things.
A Diet to Die For Tweet I have been trying to cut down on my snacking, One of the theories is that you eat “nutritionally dense” snacks and then you won’t want more. Doesn’t work.
Price Hike Tweet I’m still not sure what caused the price hike in wood. Did trees get the bat-soup flu, too?