
I finally got to the point in my financial life where I can afford all the tasty food I want, like Dr Pepper and Taco Bell, and now my body tells me not to ingest such things!
I finally got to the point in my financial life where I can afford all the tasty food I want, like Dr Pepper and Taco Bell, and now my body tells me not to ingest such things!
Instead of cucumbers maybe it should have been “succotash” just because that’s a funnier word.
I know that many people live long in Chicago without experiencing violence. Sounds like those people are becoming fewer and fewer, doesn’t it?
I saw recently where paper straws are even worse for the environment than plastic. Maybe we should switch to bamboo like on “Gilligan’s Island”
My wife’s first initial is the same as my last initial. This has caused some good “accidents” over the years.
“Scratch it, Carl, scratch it!” How did he expect Rhonda to help, anyway?
Some restaurant we were eating at offered “fall off the bone ribs” and I just naturally had this idea.
I’m disgusted with what all I find in my keyboard. But does that stop me from eating there? (No)
One of those jokes that came up around the house a lot before I got around to drawing it. Why would he think a drink is an acceptable substitute?
My wife got a really good deal on salmon recently and the various recipes she made with it were fantastic. I don’t need salmon for a while.