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Yeti for Life
Tag: #Phydeaux
Just Chuck it All
“Sometimes I wish I would have a really tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I’d quit my job and just go be a bum somewhere because I was thinking of doing that anyway.” –Jack Handey
Gas Leak Advantage
My car doesn’t leak gas, but my driveway sure has weeds. I wish the rest of my yard grew like the weeds in those cracks!
No Hope for TV
Seriously, the best they can hope to strive for is third best. (Because The Dick Van Dyke Show is clearly the second-best show all-time.)
Stromboli Lately
Yes, Stromboli sounds more like a basketball player’s name, but what’re you gonna do?
Open Faced Closed Mouth
I thought this as a child when someone mentioned an “open-face sandwich”
Yuckin’ It Up
I have had the trail mix with the little bits of cheese in it. Didn’t mind the taste, but what is in the cheese that keeps it from melting?!?!
Carpenters, Da?
I used to really like the Carpenters, maybe because my mom did. Last time I tried to listen to them, though, that taste had passed me by. Wonder why that is?
One Ugly Turtle
The first panel is based on an actual news story from around here. I was this giant turtle that looked like something Peter Jackson would have come up with.
What Steps Carpenters Dew
Sometimes, the obvious jokes are the best jokes. And then, sometimes not.