This is actually what my father said. I think he was an honest man himself, if sometimes cynical. Probably accurate, though.
The Real American Dream
Tag: #Tottle
The Kids Are (mostly) Alright
Anybody else remember this song? Let’s sing it together! “Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts! Mutilated monkey meat … “
Debate the Lyrics
Do kids debate the lyrics anymore? I remember sitting around and debating the songs of Styx and REO Speedwagon and David & David and so forth. I look back and rethink those lyrics and can’t imagine how we wrung that much “wisdom” out of them.
TV or Not TV
We don’t have cable or satellite or any streaming subscriptions. When we stay at a hotel or with a friend, we are quickly unimpressed by the volume of available shows.
The Sound of the WHAT?!?
I wonder why they were called “turtle” doves? Maybe they really liked ice cream with chocolate sauce and pecans.
Respect the Classics
I love this old song, but why did she “whamma-lamma-bamma-lamma”? I was never clear on that. Speach impediment?
Butter Answer was Correct!
Sometimes I wonder why Tottle thinks Pete is a good resource for his education.
Teaching Maths
Why do the Brits say “maths”? They probably wonder why we don’t.
Zero Sugar
Read the Signage
