What a Hairy Party Tweet I was reading about the Whig Party and how they were formed partly from refugees from the Anti-Masonic Party. That seems like an oddly specific party, especially now that I’m so used to political parties being so general they stand for little to nothing.
MOTTA Tweet I wish our mayor would run on this slogan. As far as I can tell, our motto is, “When in doubt, put up a traffic cone.”
Punishment or Reward? Tweet Can you imagine how much better off WE would be without fast food or social media?
Gunswoke part 2 Tweet It’s good to see Burt and Charlene again, isn’t it? Funny how they never seem to age.
Republic of Texas Tweet Seriously, isn’t it time we admit this experiment didn’t work and we go our separate ways?
Marketplace my Eye Tweet And now, we just accept this intrusion on our lives and freedom as d’rigour.
The Candidate’s Name REVEALED! Tweet And I bet the characters in “Tuttle’s” won’t mail in their ballots!! Phone them in, maybe, but never mail.
A Mountainous Idea! Tweet I mean, it’s not like there’s anything else there, right? Well, except for all of the farmers who make their living there and put food on our table.