This was my thought from the first time I heard the phrase, so I think I’ve used this joke back in “Cottage & CO”.
This Makes Sense to Me
Month: January 2026
De-Decorating
We play Christmas music when we decorate. I don’t have any way of playing the music backwards, though.
Yard Work is Never Ending
I don’t care if I have the best yard in the neighborhood. I just don’t want to have the worst.