
I’m disgusted with what all I find in my keyboard. But does that stop me from eating there? (No)

I’m disgusted with what all I find in my keyboard. But does that stop me from eating there? (No)

I think it’s funny how short the attention people had for fidget spinners was. Wasn’t that the problem to start with?

One of those jokes that came up around the house a lot before I got around to drawing it. Why would he think a drink is an acceptable substitute?

We spend way too much time asking the cat, “Do you want in or not?”

This one came to me one morning while I was taking my pill. Now it happens every morning. I’m kind of tired of it.

Inspired by real life events. A burp mends all! I was feeling poorly up until that moment, then one good burp and all is well.

It’s funny because normally the bird just says nonsense.

I am thankful for proctologists. I cannot imagine going into that field but am thankful for people who do.

I have never figured out if the sign is a marquee or if someone repaints it all the time. Enquiring minds want to know.

I’m glad we’re past most of the lunacy, but I know some sad people who are still afraid to go outside. Even if it’s because you’re afraid of death, how is being confined to your house much better?