Doctoring Archives - Page 13 of 50 - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Evening News is Olds

I know so many people who are perpetually upset because they keep their TV and computer on the news all day. If you want to see them really upset, tell them to turn off the news!

Very Punny, Mister!

I’m pretty sure there are forms of humor that are lower than puns. And most above and below aren’t as funny. So why do we groan at puns?

Sleep Like the Star

Many dogs have back problems as they get older. Maybe this is why Snoopy never had such issues.

Pink Because of Shrimp

The information in the first panel is correct. Don’t know if panel three is possible.

MRI!

I’ve had MRIs to find out why I was having headaches. I can tell you why I had a headache on the day of MRI.

Best Advice Given

None of the advice given above is incorrect. Just not acceptable. What does that tell us?

Danger, Beware

According to a video playing on an endless loop at my doctor’s office, we shouldn’t clean our ears at all. It said the body will take care of the wax naturally. I am a skeptic.

The Flippin’ Bird

The only thing I didn’t like about this cartoon is that if you’re looking at it on a phone it may not be clear that it’s a penguin that’s getting flipped.

Improving the Clinic

I was afraid my doctor friends would take offense at this. They were at the golf course when I tried to show it to them, though, so we’ll never know.

Anti-Inflammatory

One of those jokes that, as a homonym, is better out loud than in print,