Befowled Tweet No one uses “befouled” or “fowling piece” anymore. I would like to bring them back, but they are kind of hard to work into sentences.
Jar-Jar Strikes Back Tweet Actually, I don’t like referring to the famed director as “Jar-Jar Abrams” because I think the character of Jar-Jar was a more positive contribution to the Star Wars franchise than anything Mister Abrams has done (or is likely to do). I wish he would have just stuck with screwing up Star Trek.
Language of the Soul … On Sale Now! Tweet I haven’t done any strips about Porc selling poetry in a while. I should bring him back. How might Trumpanomics have effected poetry sales?
Where’s What? Tweet For those uncultured-types, this is a reference to both “The great Waldo Pepper” (9th greatest movie of all time) and “Where’s Waldo?”
Win-Loss Tweet When you look at playing a 162 game season, among professional players (really good players), it’s almost surprising to me that we don’t have more ties.
Winners and Loeser and Tie-ers Tweet I am impressed by all the stats that sports mark these days, but kind of feel sorry for the guys who have to notice them. “Another slider. And another slider.” “No, that was a curve!” “Wait, what did he throw while we were arguing about the slider?” “Maybe a fastball?”
Buffalo Guns Won’t You Come Out Tonight? Tweet I realized later that this punch line might have worked better in my “Cottage & CO” strip because here in “Tuttle’s” there’s the possibility of an armed buffalo being a character who draws little notice because all the other animals have been packing at one time or another.
Infusion, Eh? Tweet Yes, this is a real thing. I heard it at work. I have no idea what it is and am too lazy to look it up (beyond how to spell it).